I can round all the way up to three

In 2009 I wrote these stories:

Ray/Ray smut for meresy's porn tag.

We have nothing to touch this engine (My Life as a Dog, Johnny/Louis, porny) for midsummer2009.

And my first ever Yuletide contribution, Slow Ship Turning (Fast & Furious, Dom/Brian, porny).

Yuletide was a blast (seriously, have you SEEN the fics I got? And all the others?), though a pointed reminder (AGAIN) that I'll only be a decent writer on the day somebody stands over me with a loaded shotgun and glowers until the words come out. Failing that, I did the predictable up to the deadline barely finishing, five minutes for beta, wasn't there going to be another scene there, fuck it, oh my god I'm late for work routine I do so well. Le sigh. Still! I made a story! P.S. zabira wins all the roses forever for the capslocky encouragement and support and speed read (eta: also because she postponed rereading certain F&F fics in solidarity with me until the fic was submitted. THERE IS NO GREATER SACRIFICE).