Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2026-03-28 08:00 am

Whatcha Reading? March 2026, Part Two

Posted by Amanda

Keukenhof flower garden, also known as the Garden of Europe. One of the world's largest flower gardens. Lisse, the Netherlands.Welcome back! March is coming to a close. Here’s what we’re reading right now:

Lara: I’ve just started The Luckiest Lady in London by Sherry Thomas from 2013! It’s my first historical romance of hers so I’m excited for it. So far I’m enjoying it but I’m only one chapter in!

Claudia: I just finished A Most Worthy Husband by Faye Delacour ( A | BN | K | AB ) and really liked it, except the ending felt very rushed. Great working-class hero.

Sarah: I am reading Here for All the Reasons: Why we Watch the Bachelor, ( A | BN | K | AB ) an anthology edited by Ilana Masad, and Stevie K Seibert Desjarlais

Binding the Baron
A | BN
It’s a terrific collection of critical essays that examine the culture and fandom of the Bachelor franchise and it could not arrive at a more appropriate time.

One essay by Jeanna Kadlec examines the way the franchise is Evangelical coded and “peddles conservative fantasy.” And she wrote something I cannot stop thinking about: “The contestants are in an open relationship with the lead while professing traditional values.”

Amanda: I’m reading Binding the Baron by Charlie Lane. It’s historical fantasy and I recent featured it in the After Dark Sunday Sales because it was FREE! I’m enjoying it so far but it does have a sexist and classist magical structure.

Whatcha reading? Let us know in the comments!

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2026-03-27 03:30 pm

A KDD, Contemporary Romance, & More

Posted by Amanda

A Lady Awakened

RECOMMENDED: A Lady Awakened by Cecilia Grant is $1.99! This book is often recommended in terms a sex-positive heroine. However, other readers found the heroine’s view of sex to be rather unromantic. I feel like this is one of the more divisive romances; people either seem to love it or hate it.

In Cecilia Grant’s emotionally rich and deeply passionate Regency romance debut, a deal with a rumored rogue turns a proper young woman into . . . A Lady Awakened.

Newly widowed and desperate to protect her estate and beloved servants from her malevolent brother-in-law, Martha Russell conceives a daring plan. Or rather, a daring plan to conceive. After all, if she has an heir on the way, her future will be secured. Forsaking all she knows of propriety, Martha approaches her neighbor, a London exile with a wicked reputation, and offers a strictly business proposition: a month of illicit interludes . . . for a fee.

Theophilus Mirkwood ought to be insulted. Should be appalled. But how can he resist this siren in widow’s weeds, whose offer is simply too outrageously tempting to decline? Determined she’ll get her money’s worth, Theo endeavors to awaken this shamefully neglected beauty to the pleasures of the flesh—only to find her dead set against taking any enjoyment in the scandalous bargain. Surely she can’t resist him forever. But could a lady’s sweet surrender open their hearts to the most unexpected arrival of all . . . love?

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Warrior Princess Assassin

Warrior Princess Assassin by Brigid Kemmerer is $1.99 and a KDD! I mentioned this in a previous Hide Your Wallet. I remember wondering with this is more of a love triangle or a Why Choose romance. Goodreads now shows that the Why Choose tag is showing up, but I know it’s an imperfect system.

New York Times bestselling author Brigid Kemmerer makes her adult debut with this irresistible and steamy fantasy about three characters whose paths will collide in surprising ways – two royals pushed into a political engagement, and the assassin tasked with hunting them down.

WARRIOR. King Maddox Kyronan’s fire magic has earned him a ruthless reputation on the battlefield, but now his kingdom is slowly burning. Ky’s only chance to save his people is to enter a marriage alliance with the neighboring nation of Astranza, and hope that the royal family’s power to manipulate the weather will help his land flourish once more. He just needs to ensure no one finds out how the blaze began.

PRINCESS. With war looming on the horizon, Princess Jory’s home needs the protection of the fearsome warrior king, but she is hiding a dangerous her family’s magic is fading. Tempting as it is to reject her duties and run away with her childhood friend, Asher, Jory knows that she is the kingdom’s last hope. When she meets her intended, Jory is surprised to discover that beneath Ky’s daunting exterior is a compassionate and sharp-witted man who sets her heart aflame. But what will he do when he realizes she’s deceiving him?

ASSASSIN. Asher’s done what he must to survive, even if that means getting his hands dirty. Once a young nobleman in Astranza’s palace, where he and Jory caused mischief together, now he’s part of the Hunter’s Guild, employing much darker skills. When a lucrative job comes his way, Asher can’t say no—until he discovers the targets. Someone wants Ky and Jory dead. With the Guild watching, Asher must decide what he’s willing to do to protect the woman he loves.

A tale of three complex characters torn between chasing, betraying, and falling in love with each other, Warrior Princess Assassin marks the beginning of a thrilling new fantasy trilogy filled with enchantment, adventure, and passionate romance.

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With Love from London

With Love from London by Sarah Jio is $2.99! In this book, a librarian inherits a bookstore in London from her estranged mother. I believe there are romantic elements, but the description makes it seems that there’s more of a focus on the heroine and her experiences.

A librarian inherits a bookshop from her estranged mother, leading her halfway across the world on a journey of self-discovery that transcends time and honors the unbreakable bonds of love and family.

When librarian Valentina Baker was a teenager, her mother, Eloise, unexpectedly fled to her native London, leaving Val and her father on their own. Now in her thirties and fresh out of a failed marriage, Val feels a nagging disenchantment with her life–and knows she is still heartbroken over her mother’s abandonment.

In a bittersweet twist of fate, Val receives word that Eloise has passed away, leaving Val her Primrose Hill apartment and the deed to a bookshop Val never knew she’d owned. Though the news is devastating, Val finds herself more determined than ever to discover who her mother truly was. She jets across the Atlantic, departing Seattle for a new life in charming London.

Slowly but surely, Val begins to piece together Eloise’s life in the UK, falling in love with her pastel-colored flat, cozy neighborhood, and tucked-away storefront. But when she discovers that The Book Garden is in danger of going under, Val must work with its eccentric staff to get it in working order. In the process, she learns more about Eloise than she ever thought possible. And as Val races to save the shop, Eloise’s own story unfolds, leading both mother and daughter to unearth revelatory truths.

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The Lovers

The Lovers by Kristin Cast is $1.99! This is book two in the Towerfall series, which (from my understanding) involves people being thrown into a fantasy world based on the tarot. I’m unsure if this is a love triangle or a Why Choose. Have you read it?

From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of the House of Night series Kristin Cast comes a spicy and spellbinding light romantasy filled with tarot, banter, steamy tension, and a heroine caught between her toxic ex and a dangerously charming king who may not be who he seems.

Gemma Summers is broke, burnt out, and about three weeks from moving back in with her parents. Her career has imploded, her confidence is circling the drain, and the last thing she needs is a run in with Alder Hawke—the dangerously charming ex who still haunts her dreams and could buy her a new life with just his pocket change.

When a magickal tarot card sends them spiraling—literally—into another realm and they land in the steampunk inspired Kingdom of Cups, Gemma is forced to rely on the man who shattered her trust, broke her heart, and somehow still makes her weak in the knees.

But survival in the world of Towerfall is anything but simple, especially when she’s caught between the ex who wants to own her and a roguish former king who sees through every one of her defenses.

With secrets mounting, identities unraveling, and her heart very much on the line, Gemma must decide: will she cling to the version of herself she built in the real world… or risk everything to become the woman she was always meant to be?

One enchanted tarot card. Two infuriatingly hot men. And a modern woman who refuses to be anyone’s damsel.

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Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2026-03-27 07:00 am

Friday Videos are Very Quotable Trailers

Posted by SB Sarah

An image of a VHS cassette with a label that reads FRIDAY VIDEOS Smart Bitches Ep. 21 against a pink crosshatch backgroundDo I know where my keys are? No.

Do I remember what I was wearing yesterday, or what I did? Ha, not at all.

Do I know without having to think about it what day or year it is? Absolutely not.

Do I remember random lines from random ass trailers for movies I didn’t see?

OF COURSE I DO.

Today’s Friday Videos: random ass movie trailers that are still quotable.

True story: I remembered this video. I could even picture it. I can QUOTE WHOLE ASS PARTS OF IT. Do I remember what movie it was?

Please. I do not. So a-hunting I will go!

Now, the first part is a dude saying, “In a world…” so I searched for that but there’s an entire other movie by that name. For crying out loud. My memory is foggy enough. Foggy isn’t even the right word. Like what’s worse than fog? Smog? Visual soup? My memory is clam chowder?

BUT THEN! I found it!

This is the trailer for a movie called Comedian that’s connected to Jerry Seinfeld (who, forgive me Seinfeld fans, I never thought was funny. He gives me a mighty ick) that I have never seen.

But do I quote the trailer? YES I DO.

In a land…before time! 

The voice actor is Hal Douglas, who died in March 2014, and was probably the voice over for more than half the television promos I saw as a kid (This Thursday on a very special episode of…). Linda Holmes at NPR wrote about him when he died, saying, “The lines were so cheesy, and the delivery was so satisfying.” The Guardian even rounded up some of his most iconic trailers and tv spots. 

In a world! 

What movie trailers do you still remember? Got favorite quotes? 

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2026-03-27 06:00 am

711. RT Rewind: July 2000 Ads & Features

Posted by SB Sarah

We are back in the time machine, heading to July 2000 to check out the Ads & Features from Romantic Times Magazine! Smart Podcast Trashy Books Romantic Times Rewind

We’re going to talk about Geocities websites, author research, and Hands.

Lots of Hands.

This one is a little spicy, y’all! At about 45 minutes in there’s an extended discussion of anal in romance fiction (as you do) and at about 50 minutes in, we discuss death, mortuary science, and make some allusions to decomposition.

That’s right. Dead bodies and anal sex. This episode is a banger.

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Here are the books we discuss in this podcast:

We also mentioned: Are you ready for the Visuals? Here we go! [spoiler] The cover of RT July 2000: Virginia Henley's the Marriage Prize is the cover feature and the art is a beautiful oil painting of a knight in blue velvet with the requisite mullet kneeling in front of a blonde white woman with long hair and a flower crown in a white gown. She's touching his face amid a garden of pastel flowers with a path to a castle visible int he background Isn't this cover gorgeous? We had a few questions about that feather, and how it got there. John deSalvo is shirtless with a feather growing out of his head down his neck. He is embracing a woman with red hair and a long blue gown   Julianne MacLean has had a long and awesome career, and her books page is a trip through cover trends. We love this German cover in particular: The German Cover of Julianne MacLean's book with a frothy painting of a woman with red hair being held by a shirtless man with a mullet because of course she is   It's Harvey, Mr. Romance 1999! The Tarzan costume was for a European ad, which alas I cannot find online. It's Harvey! Black and white photos of a man smiling in a loin cloth with long hair, embracing a woman in a bikini and torn short skirt This was the era when a lot of author websites were on GeoCities. Here's Virginia Henley's GeoCities site. Virginia Henley's geocities website: the lower loop of the G holds a picture of Virginia wearing a masquerade mask in silver and purple. Everything is purple. The font is purple comic sands. Her newsletter was last updated in 2002 Purple comic sans! I do not believe this hat was on this person when this photograph was taken. My Buffalo Soldier - a sepia toned photograph of a tall black man in a vintage military uniform staring at the reader. A hat has been BADLY photoshopped on to his head. He is being embraced by a white woman holding a parasol and wearing what looks like a waitress outfit - white button down, black skirt Also, why is she dressed like a waitress at a bistro that has expensive food and metal chairs? This man is GREEN: A clip of the full page ad for a Bertrice Small book, A Memory of Love. The man looks green. his skin is greenish. He's wearing an enormous yellow doublet, and he is embracing a woman wearing a long pink gown, with long blonde hair behind her. She has blue eyeshadow on. And she has blue eyeshadow!! "Hands," the subtitle of this episode, refers to the number of author photos that involved posing with hands in places we did not understand. TO BE CLEAR we are NOT mocking this person's appearance. That's a fantastic photograph and this author looks freaking great. But we do not understand the hand position. Amanda and Sarah attempting to recreate an author photo where the person's hands are being held up in front of her, one hand clasping the other wrist like claws Why are the hands like that. How funny is it that the fact that John DeSalvo is fully clothed in this cover jumped out at us? A clip of some of the cover of Irish Rogue, in which DeSalvo is power standing in historical clothing including a red jacket over a white shirt that's open slightly to the waist, black trousers and knee high boots. He's got all his clothes on AND he's in a power stance! An illustration of a black haired white woman in a puffy, ruffled off the shoulder blue gown And this was the back cover launch ad for the Zebra Ballad line, which featured continuity stories across multiple books by different authors. The back cover with images of the four Kensington Ballad Romances. all of which are photographs with a white bar on the right side and the title and author below I still don't love photograph covers for historicals and for the life of me I can't figure out why I don't like them. I've been asking myself about this preference for literal years.   [/spoiler]

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Smart Podcast Trashy Books Romantic Times Rewind Support for this episode comes from Savage Bonds, book two in the Shadowmist Pack series by Evie Mitchell! If you are looking for a body-positive slow burn romance with very spicy scenes, knotting, an emotional support glory hole, and shared psychic orgasms, listen up. A gritty, paranormal shifter romance, Savage Bonds follows Lithia, the first female Beta of the Shadowmist Pack, after she is betrayed and imprisoned in a silver-lined torture facility. Her only lifeline is a voice from the next cell: Kier, a nomad who has been held in isolation for three years. His sanity has been eroded after years of psychic assault, but when he connects with Lithia though a small hole in their shared prison wall, he finds an ally, and a reason to endure. Together, they must navigate a brutal escape through a burning wilderness to the safety of her pack. And as the pack prepares to dismantle the organisation that imprisoned them, Lithia and Kier must decide if they are brave enough to claim a future built on more than just shared trauma. While Savage Bonds is the second in the Shadowmist Pack series, it can be read as a near-standalone. One reviewer on Goodreads says, “I enjoyed this book even more than the first in the series! Lithia is my favorite. She's such a baddie and I love her for it! The world building in this one is awesome too. If you like werewolf romance, this series is for you.” And I think you need to know about the dedication from author E.V. Mitchell:

To the readers who saw a hole in a prison wall and immediately thought, “…yeah, I’d fist that.” You brave, horny disasters. You trauma-bonded, violence-inclined little gremlins. This book is for you.

Savage Bonds and the Shadowmist Pack series by E.V. Mitchell are available now in Kindle Unlimited, and in print on the author’s website, or in your local library - woohoo! Audiobooks are coming soon.  
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Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2026-03-26 03:30 pm

Sci-Fi, Amanda Quick, & More

Posted by Amanda

Winterblaze

Winterblaze by Kristen Callihan is $1.99! This is book three in the Darkest London series. I love this series! However, it wasn’t my favorite for a couple reasons, namely the tropes here aren’t my bag. This is a second chance romance with an estranged married couple. This book is available elsewhere, though I’m only seeing the sale price at Amazon.

Once blissfully in love…

Poppy Lane is keeping secrets. Her powerful gift has earned her membership in the Society for the Suppression of Supernaturals, but she must keep both her ability and her alliance with the Society from her husband, Winston. Yet when Winston is brutally attacked by a werewolf, Poppy’s secrets are revealed, leaving Winston’s trust in her as broken as his body. Now Poppy will do anything to win back his affections…

Their relationship is now put to the ultimate test…

Winston Lane soon regains his physical strength but his face and heart still bear the scars of the vicious attack. Drawn into the darkest depths of London, Winston must fight an evil demon that wants to take away the last hope of reconciliation with his wife. As a former police inspector, Winston has intelligence and logic on his side. But it will take the strength of Poppy’s love for him to defeat the forces that threaten to tear them apart.

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Mystique

Mystique by Amanda Quick is $1.99! This is a standalone historical romance with a temporary betrothal. This was originally published in the mid-nineties.

A tantalizing tale of a legendary knight and a headstrong lady whose daring quest for a mysterious crystal will draw them into a whirlwind of treachery–and desire.

When the fearsome knight called Hugh the Relentless swept into Lingwood Manor like a storm, everyone cowered–except Lady Alice. Sharp-tongued and unrepentant, the flame haired beauty believed Sir Hugh was not someone to dread but the answer to her dreams. She knew he had come for the dazzling green crystal, knew he would be displeased to find that it was no longer in her possession. Yet Alice had a proposition for the dark and forbidding knight: In return for a dowry that would free Alice and her brother from their uncle’s grasp, she would lend her powers of detection to his warrior’s skills and together they would recover his treasured stone.

But even as Hugh accepted her terms, he added a condition of his own: Lady Alice must agree to a temporary betrothal–one that would soon draw her deep into Hugh’s great stone fortress, and into a battle that could threaten their lives…and their only chance at love.

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The Deep Sky

The Deep Sky by Yume Kitasei is $2.99! This is a sci-fi mystery title. I’ve heard good things about Kitasei’s sci-fi books. Have you read any?

Yume Kitasei’s The Deep Sky is an enthralling sci fi thriller debut about a mission into deep space that begins with a lethal explosion that leaves the survivors questioning the loyalty of the crew.

To save humanity, they left everything behind—except their differences.

It is the eve of Earth’s environmental collapse. A single ship carries humanity’s last hope: eighty elite graduates of a competitive program, who will give birth to a generation of children in deep space. But halfway to a distant but livable planet, a lethal bomb kills three of the crew and knocks The Phoenix off course. Asuka, the only surviving witness, is an immediate suspect.

Asuka already felt like an impostor before the explosion. She was the last picked for the mission, she struggled during training back on Earth, and she was chosen to represent Japan, a country she only partly knows as a half-Japanese girl raised in America. But estranged from her mother back home, The Phoenix is all she has left.

With the crew turning on each other, Asuka is determined to find the culprit before they all lose faith in the mission—or worse, the bomber strikes again. Now, in order to survive, she must burn brighter than the stars that surround her.

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A Crown of Ivy and Glass

A Crown of Ivy and Glass by Claire Legrand is $1.99! This is book one in The Middlemist Trilogy series. This came out a couple years ago, right as the romantasy trend started kicking up.

Lady Gemma Ashbourne seemingly has it all. She’s young, gorgeous, and rich. Her family was Anointed by the gods, blessed with incredible abilities. But underneath her glittering façade, Gemma is deeply sad. Years ago, her sister Mara was taken to the Middlemist to guard against treacherous magic. Her mother abandoned the family. Her father and eldest sister, Farrin—embroiled in a deadly blood feud with the mysterious Bask family—often forget Gemma exists.

Worst of all, Gemma is the only Ashbourne to possess no magic. Instead, her body fights it like poison. Constantly ill, aching with loneliness, Gemma craves love and yearns to belong.

Then she meets the devastatingly handsome Talan d’Astier. His family destroyed themselves, seduced by a demon, and Talan, the only survivor, is determined to redeem their honor. Intrigued and enchanted, Gemma proposes a bargain: She’ll help Talan navigate high society if he helps her destroy the Basks. According to popular legend, a demon called The Man With the Three-Eyed Crown is behind the families’ blood feud—slay the demon, end the feud.

But attacks on the Middlemist are increasing. The plot against the Basks quickly spirals out of control. And something immense and terrifying is awakening in Gemma, drawing her inexorably toward Talan and an all-consuming passion that could destroy her—or show her the true strength of her power at last.

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Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2026-03-26 06:01 am

Stuff We Like: Managing Chronic Illness

Posted by SB Sarah

It’s time for another edition of Stuff We Like!

This month: Elyse suggested a collection of tools we use for our own chronic illness support.

Take a look:

Stuff We Like: Managing Chronic Illness with pictures of a watch, a reader holder and eye masks

Want to see? Just click that image above or click right here, and come shop with us!

And if you’d like to browse some more, we have a complete Stuff We Like archive, including past Gift Guides and other posts of our favorite items.